Thanks for sitting down with me, Rhonda. As I’ve mentioned
to you, I am Jewish, and these are the ten Days of Atonement in which I am obligated
to apologize for my sins and transgressions of the past year. So with that
said, I’ve said some things in the past year, and I just want to say that I’m
sorry you got offended.
For example, you seemed visibly discomforted when I said I
didn’t like the way Chinese people smelled. I mean, I don’t know why you were
upset about that since you aren’t Chinese, but whatever. Also, there was that
time I was complaining about small titties, and you got all pissy.
So I want to clear the air, get a good mention in the Book
of Life, and extend my apologies for you getting upset at my comments. I’d like
to say, before you and the Lord Almighty, that I’m sorry you got pissed off. I
mean, I meant everything I said, but I apologize sincerely for the way you took
those comments, and I hope you don’t get offended by my comments in 5778.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go apologize to my
wife for being caught cheating on her.
